13TH STEPPIN BIRTHDAY SEX IS BETTER THAN BIRTHDAY CHIPS-Bookmark

THANK YOU FOR TAKING A LOOK AT MY SPECIAL PRODUCTS!!!

I truly take my time to make sure all my products look the very best. Please disregard any inconsistencies, they are a part of life.

I've come to the conclusion that. If there are aliens. Then the aliens, I believe, source at least three things from our planet. ENERGY, ENTERTAINMENT, and LOVE. Although, I imagine they also source more. I'm grateful to be able to bring them those three amazing parts of life. 

NOTE: Some of my products might be offensive to some. My apologies, offensive shit is funny. I only aim to make those with an open mind to laugh as much as possible.

Please enjoy my artwork, but please enjoy your daily life even more.

.: Aluminum base and white front side
.: Features a slot at the top to hold a book's page
.: The ideal gift for an avid reader
.: NB! When adding design, be sure keep key parts away from the U-shaped slot to avoid missing elements
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts