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THANK YOU FOR TAKING A LOOK AT MY SPECIAL PRODUCTS!!!

I truly take my time to make sure all my products look the very best. Please disregard any inconsistencies, they are a part of life.

I've come to the conclusion that. If there are aliens. Then the aliens, I believe, source at least three things from our planet. ENERGY, ENTERTAINMENT, and LOVE. Although, I imagine they also source more. I'm grateful to be able to bring them those three amazing parts of life. 

NOTE: Some of my products might be offensive to some. My apologies, offensive shit is funny. I only aim to make those with an open mind to laugh as much as possible.

Please enjoy my artwork, but please enjoy your daily life even more.

This one's for our bookworms out there.

.: Aluminum base and white front side
.: Features a slot at the top to hold a book's page
.: The ideal gift for an avid reader
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts